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Real World: Chill-iamsburg! FINALLY!

Fresh off the presses -

MTV Plans 21st Season of Real World in Brooklyn

Wowsers.

Real World: Brooklyn? How chill is that gonna be?

Where will it be? Park Slope? Chilliamsburg? They have yet to decide. I'm thinking they move in to the old Golapogos Bar there right by the water near Bedford Ave. That would be how hot.

I have a feeling these kids are IN for it though. It's pretty safe to say. Hipster rage is going to be in full effect. infact, all the people of Brooklyn (affluent transplants and locals alike) will be standing at the border of Brooklyn looking to keep these kids out.



Even idiots look down on Real Worlders. Pete Wentz will probably be among the mob like "pffft! Real Worlders: what a bunch of fairies!"



"My passions? Music and eyeliner. And necklace tats."

They should shoot it in my neighborhood in Bushwick. Those kids would never make it out alive.



That would probably ensure the first reality TV death. Which we've been waiting for for YEARS now.

Pedro from RW: San Fransisco doesn't count. He died after the show ended.

Ups though.





America's been totally waiting on a reality TV death. There's gonna be The Ill media blitz if someone ever died on Amazing Race or something.

Hasn't happened though. I mean, there's plenty of people we've seen on reality television we'd LIKE to see die.



JK?



JK?



JK?

But we have yet to see a death.

Real World: Bushwick could make that a (Reality TV) reality.

I would apply for the Real World: Brooklyn if they didn't only accept 16-19 year olds on that show nowadays. Plus, I'm not an alcoholic. When was the last time a plot line on that show didn't involve getting blacked out? Maybe New Orleans when that dude sang come on be my baby tonight? Maybe?



That was the best thing I've ever seen. Gotta believe someone was blacked out that episode though. Safe to say.

I watched some Real World recently. It always amazes me how much they fight on that show.

I'd be like "guys, relax! Last I checked, we're on The Real World. Check out all these free clothes. Why are you fighting? Grab the bong and let's hit the hot tub."

If I was on The Real World, I would have NO WORRIES. There would be NO fighting whatsoever.

I'd sit in the hottub the ENTIRE time. We're talking WEEKS. I'D GET LIKE DAVID BLAINE IN THAT THING!!!



Real World: Brooklyn - here I come.