My Blog Now Has an Intern!

I am happy to report that my blog now has an intern. And that man is Keith.



That's not a picture of him. That's a young Meatloaf.

I looked at A LOT of applications. I received them from all over the world: Uruguay to Utah. New York to Nepal. Stanton and Ludlow to Stanton and Allen. But I decided the best man for the job is not only living right here in New York City, he's also been my friend for years and years. In the end, that made my decision easy. Plus, he was the only one who actually applied. I was not being seriously.

I think this is really going to up the quality of the site around here. At this rate, we are hoping to be America's number #1 site by the year 2-10. In case you didn't know yet, the cool way to start saying the years after 2009 is by simply saying 2 plus the number at the end of the year. So, for example, if you're currently a college freshman, you probably have plans to graduate in 2-11 or 2-12.

Pretty chill, huh?

It's crap like that that's going to help Keith and I make gregjohnsononline.buttspace.org the most popular website in America. Thank you, faithful readers.

In addition, it's partnerships with other phenomenally intellectual sites like the one intern Keith suggested a partnership with just yesterday.

http://manbabies.com/1

Brilliant.

Good work, Keith. If Don Rickles and the rest of the 20th centuries greatest humorists were still alive, Manbabies would probably be their homepage.



Siiick.

Wanna hear a street joke?

Knock Knock

(Who's there?)

Craig Kilborne

(Craig Kilborne who?)

THAT'S SHOWBIZ!!!

Yes, sir. Things are really on the up and up around here. And now, two baby tigers in outer space.



Onwards and upwards, faithful readers!

Enough. Make it stop.

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