Friday, May 09, 2008

Geniuses on a Friday! (Part 1 of 3)

Physics Wonderboy to Test Einstein's Theories

Whoa! Nima Arkani-Hamed! Physics wonderboy! Challenging Einstein!What a porn star!



Genius!

Nima Arkani-Hamed, a theoretical physicist, predicts large extra dimensions

Dominant. Of course he does.



Look at that sh*teating grin! Manchild!

Results may change ideas of spacetime for the first time since Einstein.

Hot damn!



What a genius! I bet if you heard this kid speak, your face would implode. Although, they didn't mention that in the article.



What a goddamn pornstar. I bet this dude's got vision like The Terminator.



Arkani-Hamed's string theory postulates that the building blocks of matter are vibrating strings.

I can certainly tell you the building blocks of my life are vibrating strings.

TREY'S VIBRATING STRINGS!!!!





But it looks like we found a greater genius.



"Oh! Why hello, friends! I am Nima Arkani-Hamed. If you have a minute, I'll prove to you very clearly -through numbers and logical proofs- that there is a God...

...and it's me."

My only beef is he doesn't have a myspace page. His entire brain is probably a social networking site though. If you don't understand how it could be, you don't need to. Leave it to Nima.



I bet his uni-brow can see through time.

myspace.com/gregjohnsonblog

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm...someone's obviously jealous