Whoa! Nima Arkani-Hamed! Physics wonderboy! Challenging Einstein!What a porn star!

Genius!
Nima Arkani-Hamed, a theoretical physicist, predicts large extra dimensions
Dominant. Of course he does.

Look at that sh*teating grin! Manchild!
Results may change ideas of spacetime for the first time since Einstein.
Hot damn!

What a genius! I bet if you heard this kid speak, your face would implode. Although, they didn't mention that in the article.
What a goddamn pornstar. I bet this dude's got vision like The Terminator.

Arkani-Hamed's string theory postulates that the building blocks of matter are vibrating strings.
I can certainly tell you the building blocks of my life are vibrating strings.
TREY'S VIBRATING STRINGS!!!!


But it looks like we found a greater genius.
"Oh! Why hello, friends! I am Nima Arkani-Hamed. If you have a minute, I'll prove to you very clearly -through numbers and logical proofs- that there is a God...
...and it's me."
My only beef is he doesn't have a myspace page. His entire brain is probably a social networking site though. If you don't understand how it could be, you don't need to. Leave it to Nima.

I bet his uni-brow can see through time.
myspace.com/gregjohnsonblog
1 comments:
hmmm...someone's obviously jealous
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