Britney Spears is playing 15 minute secret concerts out west this week. Let's leave the secret concerts to the pros, Brit; The Jams Bands and their Oregon Kind Buds.
That's what I'm talking about, Trey!!!
The wikipedia article linked there above says "there may be factual inaccuracies" in that "Jam Band" article. I refuse to believe that.
Bands such as Phish got their start playing Grateful Dead covers[6], mid-1990s bands such as The Disco Biscuits started out playing covers of Phish songs[7].
Reads like a thesis!
MID 1990's: Notable bands from this period include: Animal Liberation Orchestra, Assembly of Dust, Benevento/Russo Duo...
Of course! Bands everyone has heard of!
Girl: "What kind of music are you into?'
Dude: "Oh, you know. Animal Liberation Orchestra, Assembly of Dust, Benevento/Russo Duo."
Girl: "I'm instantly unattracted to you."
Dude: See you at The Jammy's!
That link says "The Jammys will be returning in late 2007/early 2008." No they won't.
Jam bands
Britney Spears, Jesus Mary. If I'm at a bar and some girl in a wig starts dancing not that good on stage. I'm like, Jesus Mary. What are we talking about? The only difference is if it's Britney Spears, I SPRINT to youtube when it's over. I can't believe this went over. Didn't people spend the last 12 months complaining about how crazy she was?
Watch the youtube...IT'S HYSTERICAL!
BWWWWAAAAA!!!!!
She's pretty laughable.
Britney announced she has a big comeback planned for later this year. Of course she does. People are idiots.
Here's another clip of her dancing at the concert:
"Brother can't drive!"
Uh, oh!
HOLY SH*T!
Lookout for GOATS!
I CAN'T BEGIN TO BELIEVE IT.
HOLY F*CK!
Tiger and MICHAEL! TEEING UP!
I've died.
The oher dude's trying to hold down his boner.
Jordan gives him that look and he's like.
"Michael Jordan and I are so f*cking rich!"
Greatests of All Time.
I've died.
They're texing Federer. (previously: "All Tiger Does is Lay Pipe"
Tiger's like "my wife is so hot!"
Jordan's like "my wife tu-ooooooo......
"...oh, wait. I got divorced last year."
Pretty broken up about it. Having a real tough time getting laid.
2 Drudge sirens.
Real World Tyrie's name is spelled Tyrie, not Tyree as was said in Monday's post.
Additionally, Alton beat him on Inferno 3.
You're fired. That looks exactly like porn.
Ellen's doing her show from bed cause she hurt her back. Probably humping your mom.
I'd refuse to go on. Not gonna answer questions Ellen DeGeneres is asking me from a bed! Are you crazy??! That's ridiculous. Not gonna sit there while Ellen lies in bed.
She was originally gonna do her show live from Delta flights for sweeps week this week. What if her flight went down? The media coverage would be off the rock.
Ellen Degeneres is a lesbian?!!???
I've seen a few Extreme Home Makovers.
They're like "MOVE THAT BUS!" to show the house.
And the people go SO sick when they see their new house.
It's SO good. They go ballistic.
And TY and the crew are like 'YOuuuuuuuuuuu didn't even have a working toilet at the beggining of this episode..........BUT NOW YOU HAVE A STRIPPER POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FREAKIN out.
"We know your husband's dead..........but we got you an aquarium wall!!!!!!!"
What if it turned out he's a robot and only a few people knew about it.
The media coverage would be way better than Ellen's show ending in a plane crash. Ellen's show is a fiery plane crash.
"Your kid's dead....... HOW ABOUT AN INFINITY POOL!?!?!"
Instant classic- Sanjaya can hula:
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