Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show w/Fred Armisen & More! TONIGHT in NYC!

Check out this show tonight at Rififi if you want. Come one, come all. Tell your friends.

Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show with...

Fred Armisen (SNL)

Eric Andre (Comedy Central)

Brian Longwell (Aspen Comedy Fest)

Sean O'Connor (The Best)

and more!



Tonight! Friday 6/27
Rififi
332 E11th Street btw 1st and 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10003

I have been asked to host Citysol's live outdoor benefit TONIGHT in Manhattan! What an honour (with a u). Click below for directions. The charity put together a great lineup for their big annual outdoor festival TONIGHT (Friday 6/27) at 8pm sharp.

http://solar1.org/about/map/

Afterwards, I will head to Rififi for the festivities! Come hang out!

Thank God It's Monday!

Adam Wade interviewed Darryl Dawkins??? Dominant!



Chocolate Thunder. Genius. What with his pornographic dunks and all.



Look out, folks!

This one isn't Chocolate Thunder. But Jerome Lane totally copies him:

Tonight in NYC! Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show with Jim Gaffigan and more! DO NOT MISS IT!

This is "The Best Variety Show" in the city. Do not miss this party tonight. This is the last show I will be doing until July.

And it looks like among our guests will be the venerable Jim Gaffigan.



Venerable means good, right?

Don't miss this show tonight! Come one, come all. Pass it on and get there early. Rififi is on 11th street btw 1st and 2nd Ave. Near Union Square and all the subways. See you there. Don't miss this.

Thanks a lot for coming to the shows. See you tonight.

Sort It!

LOLZ!

Check out this dude freak. LOL. I am seriously LOL. I DON'T FAKE THOSE!



His dialect changes just a little once the bug flies in his mouth. It's rather amusing.

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McCaffrey Blogspot!

OMG!

Check out Tom McCaffrey's chill-ass new blogspot.

tommcaffrey.blogspot.com

Thank God It's Monday!

Chill article in yesterday's New York Times about John Gemberling and Curtis Gwynn, as well as my neighborhood in Brooklyn and their television show "Fat Guy Stuck in Internet."

NY Times - Curtis & John's Excellent Adventure

Don't Miss Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show Friday in NYC! w/Judah Friedlander, Leo Allen & More!

Come check out the show tomorrow night at 8:15 at Rififi in New York City. Do not miss this show. Come one, come all. Tell your friends. We will have a great lineup for you.

It looks like joining us will be-

From movies such as American Splendor & Zoolander and from NBC's hit show 30 Rock, Mr. Judah Friedlander -



And another one of my favorites -former SNL writer and Comedy Central Presents performer, Leo Allen -



Plus myself, Larry Murphy and more TBA!



Tell your friends and get there early! This will be a very good one. Please come hang out. This should be a very excellent show.

Thanks a lot for coming to the shows. Come hang out tomorrow. Don't miss this one! Pass it on...

Greg





Yikes.

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Greg Johnson and Larry Murphy w/very special guests!
This Friday Night (6/6)!
8:15 open
21+ - $5
Rififi/Cinema Classics
332 E11th Street btw 1st and 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10003

Walking distance to Union Square, Astor Place
4,5,6,N,R,W,Q,L Trains

"Best Variety Show" - 2008 ECNY Awards

"The best place to see comedy in NYC. Hands down." - brooklynvegan.com

"For the past few years, their inventive, laid back stand-up and sketch showcase has consistently drawn some of the sharpest new and heavyweight local acts. There’s no telling who’ll take the stage" - The Onion AV

"...a cohesive and happening new comedy scene downtown, one with an urbane sensibility and a vibe that is different from the established stand-up joints. The rooms are small. Shows are cheap, or free. And there is never a two-drink minimum." - The New York Times

"Best Alternative Stand-Up Club" - Time Out NY

"The most consistently funny and daring comedy show in New York City." - thecomicscomic.com

Johnson is Burning: Greg Johnson Radio Show #2 (via Youtube)

Only 4+ minutes -



4+ minutes now, was, like, an hour in 1990.

Just like how $4 for gas now, was, like, $1 in 1990.

I have an intern. His name is Keith.

Big ups to Keith! We're doing it!

I have an intern?

Look for us both on FACEbook.

You LOOOOOVE Facebook.

(You don't.)

Thanks to Bob Costas, The Boston Celtics, Barack Obama and Sarah Jessica Parker!

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http://myspace.com/gregjohnsonblog

Megan Fox Dates Who???

Did you know Megan Fox goes out with Brian Austin Greene?

Yikes.



That's one of my fave youtube clips of all time right there.

PS. Meghan Fox is so hot.



Porno! Now you're fired from your job!

Tonight in NYC! All New Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show with Jon Glaser (Conan), Roger Hailes and many, many more!

Hi!

Join us for the show at Rififi tonight at 8 in the East Village. Thanks a lot for coming to the shows. Joining us tonight will be very funny guests like

Jon Glaser (Below, RIGHT, Late Night with Conan O'Brien)



Roger Hailes (Comedy Central)



Chris Jurek



Noah Garfinkle

Ali Waller (Best Week Ever, in town from LA)

and more! All very funny!

Come hang out tonight. Get there early! Thanks a lot for coming to the show!

See you tonight!

Pass it on...
Greg

Spectacular Web Design!

http://thingsididlastnight.com/

Johnson is Burning: Greg Johnson Radio Show #1 (via Youtube)

We recorded this a few weeks back after the cyclone hit Myanmar. Cyclones are so not chill.

Johnson is Burning - The Greg Johnson Radio Show #1



Johnson is burning. Rome better watch it.



Yeah he is!



Beast.

If Only The World Was Made of ALF Bloopers

These ALF bloopers (below) kind of make you feel alive again. And they're much funnier than any Animal Liberation Front bloopers you may come across searching the web for ALF bloopers.

Memorial Day Weakend - "Best" of the Blog

The Very "Best" of GregJohnstoneMeathead.blogbutt.net:

GJO Exclusive! Phish (Probably) Reuniting!

Who Should We Vote For? DMX Lets Us Know!

Clearly, Eric Stoltz was Not Fit to Play Marty McFly

My Man is Really Into Turtles

When It Was Reported Every Celeb Had Hepatitis

Pettitte and a Baby, Sitting in a Tree? K-i-l-l-space-m-e!

A Hypnotist and the Incredible Ken Lee Music Video

Oregon Mayor Loses Job After She Poses in Underwear. Obviously.

Huckabee Seeks Colbert/Rapport

Rage Against the Machine. While There's Still Time.

S. Epetha Merkeson Rules the World

Steve Jobs is Reaching

I Am the Number 1 Google Image Search for "That's Chill." Which is EXTREMELY Chill.

The Steroid Era in...Music?

Which New Tat Suits Me Bestest?

Tazed & Confused - A Look Back

Models Like Aren't Even Hot

Former "Best" of the Blog

And Another Recap...

It's the End of the Weak, Steakfaces!

Enjoy your Memorial Day Weakend. I'll be back with blogs galore. And some more cool stuff.

Come check out The Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show tonight in New York! We got great guests like Kenny Zilinghaus (Sirisu Satellite Radio - Cosmo Radio Morning Show), Dave Rosinsky, Tom McCaffrey and more surprise guests! It's gonna be a GREAT one.

NED RYERSON??!?



Come hang out and get there early!

See you tonight. I'll be back here in a minute,
Greg

Morning Link: Photos of TV!

A big thanks to my brand new blog intern Keith for all his help so far!



That's not him. That's a young Meatloaf.

Check out this sweet link we got for you this morning. This dude collects photos of TV and puts them on his website. And I couldn't be more pleased with his results.





Mike Sachs.com

EXCLUSIVE! A Marriage Proposal at The Greg Johnson and Larry Murphy Show!

Wow.

We had an audience member and friend of the show propose to his girlfriend last Friday to close out the GJLM show. And here it is! Video of the marriage proposal we had last weekend from audience member Brian to his girlfriend Michelle (both Doctors!) at The Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show -



Unreal.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 5 MINUTE UNEDITED VERSION!

Unreal.

Larry -absent at the show- saw the video and was like "Wow! Unbelievable! That guy is one cool customer. Really. Is he a fucking air traffic controller? Does he work at Stategic Air Command? Astronaut? My voice cracked & I practically lost my shit when I proposed. That guy is unbelievable! I've seen less composure from sitting heads of state."

Seriously. Jeezy peezy. How chill is that video?

Again, here is the 5 minute unedited version -
Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Marriage Proposal (Unedited)

Congratulations to them both. And thanks to Aaron Wertheimer (The Dream Films) for helping out with that video. Big ups!

Check out Aaron at thedreamfilms.com.

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Red Wings Guys (Jon Glaser/Larry Murphy)

Check this video called Red Wings Guys from Jon Glaser and Larry.

Dave Rosinsky in Into The Park

Check out Jay Bois and Brad Steuernagel's video, Into The Park. Starring the one and only Dave Rosinsky.



Wow.

Epic.

I smell Oscar.

More videos coming today including a new one from Larry Murphy and Jon Glaser. AND, the Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show Marriage Proposal!!!

It's the End of the Weak, Steakfaces!

A man (non comedian) proposed to his girlfriend at the end of our Friday show last night. From the stage. She said yes.

The idea frightened me a little. But it ended up being really down to Earth.

You should have seen it.

Come check us out this Friday if you want. Maybe a couple will give birth.

Wow. Check out this chill ass photo of Rififi from The New York Times chill ass article about burlesque.



Speaking of chill photos:



Who's the meathead in the light blue?

(I am that meathead.)

I am going to call my memoirs that. "I am That Meathead -



The Greg Johnson Story"



"Which way to the ocean?"

That's enough.

That's QUITE enough.

Enjoy your weakend.